The Least Dangerous To-Do List

Get stuff done

Check things off.

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From the makers of The Most Dangerous Writing App comes

The satisfaction of checking things off your to-do list, without any of the hard work.

Every day, you get six random, decidedly low-effort tasks that you're probably going to do anyway.

Feel OK about not flossing

Charge your phone

Send a selfie to a parent

Don't think about Trump

Eat something that isn't brown

Wear matching socks

Adding To-Dos

Unlike ~~most~~ literally all other to-do lists, you can't even add your own tasks. Not for cheap, anyway.

Feeling overwhelmed

We don't want to overpromise, but some tasks are actually good for you and will make you despise yourself slightly less.

Doing stuff

We have nothing to back up this statement, but it feels true. Like, so good you'll actually want to do some of your chores. Maybe.